Flower Garden

For when you want your home to smell like nature, but strictly from a distance. Scent Profile: An aggressive, unhinged ambush of freshly blooming jasmine, damp soil, and whatever pollen you’re personally most allergic to. The Vibe: Imagine sprinting face-first into an overly enthusiastic floristry shop during peak springtime, minus the bees, mud, or actual effort. It’s ideal for aggressively convincing unexpected guests that you regularly step outside, or for masking the unmistakable aroma of yesterday’s takeout with pure, unadulterated, botanical passive-aggression. Burn Time: Long enough to make you question if you ever actually liked roses in the first place. Warning: May cause phantom sneezing or an overwhelming urge to buy a straw hat you will never wear.